dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
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It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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