Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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