Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
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So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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