i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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