I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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