but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i came on her dog
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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