redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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