That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
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I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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