He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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