normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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