I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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