If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
You did what with his pubic hair?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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