pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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