She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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