yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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