do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
my poor anus
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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