that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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