Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
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These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I forget how to act sober
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