You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
The maid of honor just puked.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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