Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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