He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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I just googled if crying burns calories
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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