quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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