quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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