The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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