ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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