For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
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Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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