Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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