Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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