i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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