the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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