can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
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