Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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