Acid is not a monday night drug
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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