i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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