We named our party play list daddy issues
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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