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(706): View more from Georgia

im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick

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(828): View more from North Carolina

had another sex dream about alec baldwin...

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(330): View more from Ohio

Fuck 8am classes

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Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes

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(860): View more from Connecticut

it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...

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(530): View more from California

Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication

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That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.

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(416): View more from Toronto

I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.

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