he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
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After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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