i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
When are your genitals available?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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