yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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