I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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