so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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