whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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