The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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