bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Randomize