the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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