"it" just moved
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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