grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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