I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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