your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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