I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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