why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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