Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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