YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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